Shadows of the Olaffus

Shadows of the Olaffus is a acclaimed masterpiece.

Synopsis
In order to bring your dead girlfriend back to life. You must kill 12 gods known as the Olaffuses. The Olaffuses have the magic of warm hugs that will make the heart work again. You, the hero (or are you? You look like you have nothing better to-) must save her.

Review
"the Olaffuses are truly beautiful mystical creatures"

"this game should be put in a museum"